I’ve decided to be very cheap this Father’s Day

I’ve decided to be very cheap this Father’s Day

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”“Keep your powder dry.”“What does that mean?”“I’m not sure. I think it’s an 18th Century thing.”“Ok… well, what’s your greatest struggle right now?”“Getting across this road is gonna be pretty tough.”

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Keep your powder dry.”
“What does that mean?”
“I’m not sure. I think it’s an 18th Century thing.”
“Ok… well, what’s your greatest struggle right now?”
“Getting across this road is gonna be pretty tough.”

alora-sonntag:

I had this goat named Wendy and she was crazy. I can never tell if she was not photogenic or if she was just so photogenic that’s what it came out looking like.

(Source: dovedean)